"I'm not a robot, I'm just stupid!" -- Yunnie, my roommate, when typing in one of those captcha things.
"You have 1/8 of what I own? That's not good, give it back!" -- Katie, my roommate
The Road to Morocco - Moonlight Becomes You -- for some reason, this makes me laugh the hardest I ever have. ever.
"I've been carrying around this hammer for so long, my arm is Thor." -- Thor in How It Should Have Ended
"Peggy Sue, I love you!" "That rhymed! And that's not her name, it's Peggy Belle." "Peggy Belle, go to ... oh."
"I don't know karate, but I know ka-razy! And I will use it!" -- Shanghai Noon
"I'm Black, he's Tan. How dare you assume!" -- Psych
"C'mon guys, let's hit the showers!" "Nothing but the cape!" -- Chris Evans and Chris Hemsworth The Avengers interview
"I'm not jealous. I'm Batman." -- The Avengers How It Should Have Ended
"Dude, you slapped a fiiiiish." -- YouTube video, bad lip-reading of Twilight
<3 Mel
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